Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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