She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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