Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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