I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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