Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Drake has all the answers
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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