just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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