i just had sex bonerless
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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