Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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