What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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