Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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