Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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