She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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