I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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