Whod you bang
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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