He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
