when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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