stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No subtext here. People are naked.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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