we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
we're so committed to being not committed
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