it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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