I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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