Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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