So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize
