You're my little dorito
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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