Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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