Where are you?
In a non slutty way
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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