I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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