So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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