Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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