i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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