why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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