So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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