let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
