it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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