i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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