But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He kissed a someone with a penis
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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