mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
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