We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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