You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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