But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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