Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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