just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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