Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
