i just had sex bonerless
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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