My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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