"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize