I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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