i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
