ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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