That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
is wine microwaveable?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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