GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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