so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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