i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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