I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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