Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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