All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
false alarm. still invincible.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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