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(951): View more from California

my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"

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(205): View more from Alabama

My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT

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(661): View more from California

Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.

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(720): View more from Colorado

"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."

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(620): View more from Kansas

Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix

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