these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
