ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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